April 5 – Stupid People & Weird News

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Meet the cow who thinks he’s a dog

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Internet service provider that sold itself as not having data caps is imposing data caps and trying to explain it away with weird pizza analogy

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Handcuffed Suspect takes control of patrol car and leads a 100 mph chase

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First documented case of Triphallia. Look it up if the root words don’t jump out at you like some three headed snake

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Speaking of snakes, here’s one that’s going to be on your mind the next few times you use the toilet

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It’s real wrestling when a guy literally loses a finger

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By a completely understandable accident, a couple paints on a piece of modern art that looks like it was set up and designed to be scribbled on

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It’s still good that people called to report the dead body, and that the police responded so quickly, even if it was a life sized sex doll

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Manslaughter by butt injection gets a woman five years and a weird headline

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Late night robber gets attacked by karma

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WHen you’ve been told to evacuate your home because of the threat of a catastrophic dam failure that will flood your neighborhood with 480 million gallons of phosphate polluted water and you’re all like, “Nah, we’re good.”